Matthew Carroll's Introduction

OMG YOU ACTUALLY FOUND IT! Yup that's right, you have arrived at the absolute most freshest profile on this site! The question is, are you ready for this West Coast Swag to brighten up your life? Please call me Matt. I am a California-born Wyoming-raised bad mamma-jamma... so bad that every time I come to town I end up in handcuffs =) Ok, maybe that's a slight exaggeration but I am currently in a really long time out corner. My story is that I was inspiring too much happiness so all the psych doc's had me arrested. Their story is that I was selling happiness illegally ;) Either way, I got some great stories to tell. In truth however, I'd really enjoy hearing stories of yours. Tell me where you're from, what your most significant childhood memory is, tell me who the most influential person in your life was. Even better yet, tell me how amazed you are that you found this diamond in the rough ;) It's not easy being a stud but I am sure you appreciate all my hard work! So click that send message icon and let's get this party started!

Personal data

• Date of birth: 1986-11-21
• Marital status: single
• Ethnicity: caucasian
• Sexual orientation: heterosexual
• Gender: male
• Hometown: Gillette, WY
• Profile Active Until: Apr 15, 2024