Scott Deangelo's Introduction

I’m a man who’s 5’11”—which is basically 6 feet if you round up and believe in yourself. I’m a rare blend of Plato and PlayStation, equally likely to question the meaning of life or the respawn timer. My idea of a good night is pondering existential dread while watching anime characters scream emotionally in slow motion—bonus points if it ends in a plot twist and moral ambiguity. I thrive on dark humor, the kind that makes you laugh and then immediately wonder if you’re going to hell. My hobbies include defeating pixelated enemies, exploring the human condition, and pretending I’m not emotionally attached to fictional characters. So if you're looking for someone who can debate Nietzsche by day and Naruto-run by night, congratulations—you’ve just found your final boss.

Personal data

• Date of birth: 1990-01-18
• Marital status: single
• Ethnicity: caucasian
• Sexual orientation: heterosexual
• Gender: male
• Hometown: Naples,FL
• Profile Active Until: Jul 11, 2026